DON'T Mess Around With Your Health
DON'T Mess Around With Your Health. I think, while this is not debatable, this may be the best time to discuss during this 2023 year-ender. Because frankly, while HEALTH is the top-priority in First World countries, sadly that does NOT seem to be the case in Third World countries. NOT because they DON'T want thoughπππ
In the spirit of the upcoming New Year, please allow me to have a 'lighter blog' for today and I'm sharing this blog from Tom Ryugo [from Quora.com 12.23.23]:
Joe went to see his doctor one day because his elbow was hurting. The doctor asked him to provide a urine sample.
“Why should I provide a urine sample?”, asked Joe. “It’s my elbow.”
“I have a new laboratory analyzer that can diagnose any ailment with a urine sample”, answered the doctor. With that, he took the urine sample. Ten minutes later, the doctor returned and said “You’ve got tennis elbow. You need to rest it.”
Joe went home and got an idea. He got his wife to pee in a sample bottle. The his daughter peed in it. So did his son. Then he got the dog to pee in it. Then he put a few drops of motor oil from his car in it. Finally, Joe beat off and ejaculated in the bottle. The next day, Joe took the bottle back to the doctor and asked if his machine could diagnose what was wrong.
Half hour later, the doctor returned. “OK wise guy,” said the doctor. “Your wife has VD, your daughter is pregnant, your son is gay, your dog has mange, your car is going to blow a gasket, and if you don’t stop beating off, your tennis elbow won’t get better.”πππ
No comments:
Post a Comment